So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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