if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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