Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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