I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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