I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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