chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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