Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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