I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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