he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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