im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
