Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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