READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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