Tell her she can't have a vagina
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
