why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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