we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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