I hope mine doesn't look like that
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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