Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she pinky promised me she was 18
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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