I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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