weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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