she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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