i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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