he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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