Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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