I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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