just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My ass is underappreciated
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Okay so I just had a really great idea