Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.

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(785): View more from Kansas

A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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(409): View more from Texas

We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.

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(850): View more from Florida

They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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(805): View more from California

Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.

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