another moral hangover. fuck.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
