One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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