We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I stole a fireplace last night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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