Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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