Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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