"it" just moved
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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