have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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