My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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