So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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