I like to think it a success when the cops are called
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
