About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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