Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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