let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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