I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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