My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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