Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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