If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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