Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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