Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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