Dual....:-)
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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