I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Do plants get herpes?
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