she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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