i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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