I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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