I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
