he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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