I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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