Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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