: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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