This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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