There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I got inside last night via doggy door
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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