why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We have so much sex to catch up on
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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