I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
All the doctor said was why
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
