At least make sure they are 18
Why
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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