Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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