i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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