I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
ok first of all what the fuck
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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